Please allow me to introduce myself,
I'm s man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long long year
Stolen many a man's soul and faith
I was around when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain
I made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game
I stuck around St. Petersburg,
when I saw it was time for a change
I killed the Tzar and his ministers, Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank, held a general's rank,
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game, ah, yeah
I watched with glee while your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades for the Gods they made
I shouted out "Who killed the Kennedys?"
When after all it was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I lay traps for the troubadours,
who get killed before they reach Bombay
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game,
Ah, get down to it
Please to meet you, hope you guess my name
But what's confusing you is just the nature of my game,m m
Just as every cop is a criminal,
and all the sinners, saints
As heads is tails, just call me Lucifer
'Cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me have some courtesy,
have some sympathy and some taste
Use all your well learned politesse,
or I'll lay your soul to waste, oh, yeah
Please to meet you, hope you guess my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game m m,
I mean it, get down
Ooh ho
Ooh yeah get on down, oh yeah
Oh, yeah! tell me baby what's my name,
tell me honey guess my name
Tell me, baby, what's my name
Tell you one time
You're to blame
Ooh ooh ooh ooh, oh yeah
Ooh ooh oh yeah, what's my name
Tell me, baby, what's my name
What's my name
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh, yeah
